My bechamel sauce came out lumpy. #MuslimRage
My sambosa rolls look like C-4 in the x-ray scanner? It’s just dough!
No, no, I know where the cavity-search room is. #MuslimRage
If I have to wait for the TimeWarner guy for one more hour, I’m gonna… I’m gonna… I guess I’m going to wait. G-d—-it!!!!!
#MuslimRage
Look, Bibi! I used green because it’s the color of Islam! #MuslimRage
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/9572326/Benjamin-Netanyahu-warns-future-of-world-at-stake-over-Irans-nuclear-programme.html
I THOUGHT THEY’D GOTTEN RID OF CHICKEN POX?????* #MuslimRage
*The curator of this blog would like to mention that this might actually be the worst thing she has ever seen. And she grew up in the Middle East, yo.
There is so much moisture in the air, and now I have #MuslimFrizz. #MuslimRage
I have the Spice Girls’ “Spice Up Your Life” stuck in my head. Has been for days. #MuslimRage
Dude. You’re breathing too loud. #MuslimRage
Waiting for UPS to deliver my iPhone 5. This is taking way too long, and I have youtube videos to watch on the larger screen. #MuslimRage
my tumblr page made its way onto AlJazeera’s discussion of #MuslimRage. holla. however, it is towards the bottom of their page, necessitating much scrolling. which makes me, of course, enraged. #MuslimRage
WHY YOU RUIN POTENTIAL RISHTA/DISPLAY PICTURE, WILD STRAND OF HAIR?! #MuslimRage
There is nothing to eat in this damn kitchen. #MuslimRage
If I have to clean up after this dog one more time… just one… he’ll be seeing some stars. #MuslimRage
They don’t publicize it so it won’t affect their app sales, but #AngryBirds are really #AngryMuslimBirds. #MuslimRage
…but I LIKE picking my nose. #MuslimRage
