Rage Against the Narrative

Do you have #MuslimRage? Tell us why.
My bechamel sauce came out lumpy.  #MuslimRage

My bechamel sauce came out lumpy.  #MuslimRage

These are the strips of which sambosas are made.

My sambosa rolls look like C-4 in the x-ray scanner? It’s just dough!

No, no, I know where the cavity-search room is.  #MuslimRage 

If I have to wait for the TimeWarner guy for one more hour, I’m gonna… I’m gonna… I guess I’m going to wait. G-d—-it!!!!!  #MuslimRage

If I have to wait for the TimeWarner guy for one more hour, I’m gonna… I’m gonna… I guess I’m going to wait. G-d—-it!!!!!

#MuslimRage
Look, Bibi!  I used green because it’s the color of Islam!  #MuslimRagehttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/9572326/Benjamin-Netanyahu-warns-future-of-world-at-stake-over-Irans-nuclear-programme.html 
I THOUGHT THEY’D GOTTEN RID OF CHICKEN POX?????*  #MuslimRage
*The curator of this blog would like to mention that this might actually be the worst thing she has ever seen.  And she grew up in the Middle East, yo.

I THOUGHT THEY’D GOTTEN RID OF CHICKEN POX?????*  #MuslimRage

*The curator of this blog would like to mention that this might actually be the worst thing she has ever seen.  And she grew up in the Middle East, yo.

There is so much moisture in the air, and now I have #MuslimFrizz.  #MuslimRage

There is so much moisture in the air, and now I have #MuslimFrizz.  #MuslimRage

I have the Spice Girls’ “Spice Up Your Life” stuck in my head.  Has been for days.  #MuslimRage

I have the Spice Girls’ “Spice Up Your Life” stuck in my head.  Has been for days.  #MuslimRage

Dude.  You’re breathing too loud.  #MuslimRage

Dude.  You’re breathing too loud.  #MuslimRage

Waiting for UPS to deliver my iPhone 5. This is taking way too long, and I have youtube videos to watch on the larger screen.  #MuslimRage

Waiting for UPS to deliver my iPhone 5. This is taking way too long, and I have youtube videos to watch on the larger screen.  #MuslimRage

my tumblr page made its way onto AlJazeera’s discussion of #MuslimRage. holla. however, it is towards the bottom of their page, necessitating much scrolling. which makes me, of course, enraged. #MuslimRage

my tumblr page made its way onto AlJazeera’s discussion of #MuslimRage. holla. however, it is towards the bottom of their page, necessitating much scrolling. which makes me, of course, enraged. #MuslimRage

WHY YOU RUIN POTENTIAL RISHTA/DISPLAY PICTURE, WILD STRAND OF HAIR?!  #MuslimRage

WHY YOU RUIN POTENTIAL RISHTA/DISPLAY PICTURE, WILD STRAND OF HAIR?!  #MuslimRage

There is nothing to eat in this damn kitchen. #MuslimRage

There is nothing to eat in this damn kitchen. #MuslimRage

If I have to clean up after this dog one more time… just one… he’ll be seeing some stars.  #MuslimRage

If I have to clean up after this dog one more time… just one… he’ll be seeing some stars. #MuslimRage

They don’t publicize it so it won’t affect their app sales, but #AngryBirds are really #AngryMuslimBirds.  #MuslimRage

They don’t publicize it so it won’t affect their app sales, but #AngryBirds are really #AngryMuslimBirds. #MuslimRage

…but I LIKE picking my nose.  #MuslimRage

…but I LIKE picking my nose.  #MuslimRage