My sambosa rolls look like C-4 in the x-ray scanner? It’s just dough!
No, no, I know where the cavity-search room is. #MuslimRage
If I have to wait for the TimeWarner guy for one more hour, I’m gonna… I’m gonna… I guess I’m going to wait. G-d—-it!!!!!#MuslimRage
Look, Bibi! I used green because it’s the color of Islam! #MuslimRage
There is so much moisture in the air, and now I have #MuslimFrizz. #MuslimRage
They don’t publicize it so it won’t affect their app sales, but #AngryBirds are really #AngryMuslimBirds. #MuslimRage
…but I LIKE picking my nose. #MuslimRage